Lark Collins
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Post by Lark Collins on Apr 8, 2013 7:11:50 GMT -5
Lark shrugged. "I could, but it's not as fun." she simply said, as if it were common knowledge. And it was. "But if it really means that much to you, I guess I'll only call you Chip twice a day."
Lark rolled her eyes. "Yes. Because I want you so bad." she said sarcastically. "Oh, god, take me now."
So close. Lark backtracked, and gave The Colonel a winning smile. "See you later, Chip." she said, twiddling her fingers.
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Post by Chip "The Colonel" Martin on Apr 8, 2013 21:12:53 GMT -5
The colonel sighed. "I guess, Lark. I fucking guess so." He slumped his shoulders. Lark was so damn bitchy and annoying, but he couldn't help but want to be in her presence. Not that he liked her, no. But she was so like him it was insane.
"I knew you did," he smirked at her.
Chip raised his eyebrows at Lark. "Eh birdie, might as well stay for a few drinks. Come on, they're on me."
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Lark Collins
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Post by Lark Collins on Apr 9, 2013 3:11:51 GMT -5
"Aw, come on baby." she said, patting his shoulder. "It's just a name. No need to get mad about it. As John Proctor said, 'Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life!' Learn to make the best of a bad situation Chip."
"Well, you're just that irresistible." she teased. Lark had to admit he was hot. Extremely attractive, but a douche all the same - not her type.
She turned around, smug grin on her face. "Honestly, I thought you were actually going to let me walk out that door. It's good to know you're not as dumb as you look." she said, wrapping her arm around his.
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Post by Chip "The Colonel" Martin on Apr 9, 2013 23:53:32 GMT -5
The Colonel glared at his shoulder where Lark had patted it. "Whatever you say, Lark."
He waved over the bartender and pointed to his empty bottle, signalling him to fill it up.
"Of course I'm irresistable," he scoffed. She was too cute for her own good, but her personality more than ruined it.
"Ha, dumb. Hey, thanks for the compliment. Means a lot coming from a cunt like you," he grinned, tilting his head to make him appear innocent.
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Lark Collins
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Post by Lark Collins on Apr 27, 2013 17:52:20 GMT -5
"Don't call me a cunt." she said, bitch-slapping him before going Charlie's Angel's on his ass and kicking him in the stomach before smashing a glass bottle on his head.
I just had to omg
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