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Post by Chip "The Colonel" Martin on Apr 1, 2013 20:09:09 GMT -5
Chip, or as he was better known as, The Colonel, sauntered into the Salty Spittoon. He brushed past the drinkers and the strippers who, were in fact, students.
Shaking his head disapprovingly, he continued on to the bar where he sat down in one of the stools.
"Get me a vodka on the rocks, Bruce. Thanks," he muttered. He's a seasoned veteran and knew everyone and everything. Being at this school since his sophomore year was definitely an advantage.
The Colonel nodded as Bruce handed him his drink. He downed half of it before turning to judge everyone.
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Post by Lark Collins on Apr 1, 2013 20:49:09 GMT -5
Lark walked into the bar with her usual air of 'I'm better than you. Don't touch me peasant'. She made a beeline for the bar, her heels so high that she cold see everything. Honestly, there wasn't much to see. A couple dry humping against a wall, drunken idiots and wannabe's.
When she finally reached her destination, Lark couldn't keep the scowl of her face. She wouldn't be in here unless she had to. And it was the only place where they would accept he ID as legit, which she found rather insulting.
Lark sat on a stool, whirled around and gave the bartender an award-winning smile. "I'll have a ... Sex on the Beach. Thanks." she said, before tapping her fingernails on the bar. Goddammit this place was boring.
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Post by Chip "The Colonel" Martin on Apr 1, 2013 21:04:09 GMT -5
"Sex on the beach. Predictable," The Colonel murmured to the girl who sat beside her. She just looked bitchy and conceited. But then again, so did he.
She gave an overall aura of cockiness. He would be lying if he didn't admit it amused him.
"So what's your name then?" he asked, not really wanting to know but he assumed he'd need it for later. "I'm The Colonel, by the way. If I like you, you might earn the right to my real name."
He went back to his drink, finishing it off. "Bring me another, Bruce," he called out.
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Post by Lark Collins on Apr 1, 2013 21:49:01 GMT -5
Lark heard a voice comment on her drink and she swung her head in that direction to be met with a cocky looking boy. "I wanted a drink, and now I'm getting a drink. I don't give two shits whether I'm predictable or not." she said with an eye roll.
The brunette had turned back around when he asked her for her name. "It's Lark." she said flippantly, not bothering for small talk. That was until he told her his name - or well, nickname. "You call yourself The Colonel? How pathetic can you get?" she asked, giving a laugh.
"Ooh, if you like me. Must be such a privelage knowing your real name. It must be bad if you give yourself a nickname like that." Lark said, turning back to her drink. Honestly, what the hell was wrong with this school.
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Post by Chip "The Colonel" Martin on Apr 1, 2013 21:58:53 GMT -5
The Colonel narrowed his eyes at her. "Oh? Why don't you roll back the attitude, Miss Priss," he instructed her.
He raised his eyebrows at her. "I'm pathetic? You're a girl named after a fucking bird. And for your information, I didn't name myself this. When you've been at this school for three years, you pick up a nickname. Looks like you've already got yours, bitch."
The colonel went back to his drink, not wanting to deal with her at all. She was cute, sure, but that attitude more than ruined it for him. "And it is a privilege, just so you know. But I already don't like you."
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Post by Lark Collins on Apr 1, 2013 22:25:12 GMT -5
Lark shook her head. "No, I don't think I will, seeing as you're getting pissed off. Hopefully then, you'll leave me alone." she explained.
"You said it. Thanks for confirming my hypothesis. I didn't have any say in my name. My parents were on crack at the time." she lied, taking a drink. She felt bad about insulting her parents but it had to be done. They did also send her here, so they kind of deserved it though. "Well, I guess you're not as pathetic. Though if we take into account that you've been here for three years and you're sitting alone at the bar, you're not really helping your case." she pointed out, simply shrugging.
"Oh, honey. I've been called much worse that that." she laughed. "Please, do tell me about how you're so important to know and how much I should care about what you think."
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Post by Chip "The Colonel" Martin on Apr 1, 2013 22:51:38 GMT -5
Lark was the most irritating girl he'd ever met, hands down.
"Right. I'm sure they were," he told her. "And I wanted to be alone, is that such a bad thing?" He took a sip of his drink before looking at it and downing the whole thing. Lark was driving him insane and he'd only met her two minutes ago.
"Much worse? Ah, do tell," The Colonel spoke, "And this is my school. You probably ran your old school, but this is mine. So I suggest you learn to deal with it."
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Post by Lark Collins on Apr 1, 2013 23:25:10 GMT -5
Lark hadn't had this much fun annoying someone, since ever.
"Well, I wouldn't have said it if it wasn't true." she said, taking another drink. "If you wanted to be alone, why did you talk to me in the first place? Hmmm...?" she trailed off, eyebrow raised. Lark watched on in amusement as The Colonel downed his drink.
"Are you really that stupid that you can't think of a word worse than bitch?" she asked incredulously, taking another drink. "Well, the thing I've learnt is, school's like shock. I've taken over a school completely before, what makes you think I can't do it again?" she challenged.
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Post by Chip "The Colonel" Martin on Apr 1, 2013 23:44:23 GMT -5
"I'm sure, birdie," he teased. "And I didn't know you. That's why. I know everyone here. Except you."
He shook his head at her. She was too young to be here and he knew that. The Colonel didn't say anything though.
"I'm not stupid, my dear. I was just wondering what they called you," he told her, taking out his phone to check the time. "And I won't allow you to. As I've established before, this is mine. Not yours. Now, how old are you? Seventeen? Right. Why don't you run along and leave the alcohol to us, hm?"
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Post by Lark Collins on Apr 2, 2013 22:02:02 GMT -5
"Wow. You're so funny. Just a question; did you eat too much KFC or something, and that's why you're called The Colonel or... what? Like I'm still stumped with how your ok with such a retarded name."
"Could've fooled me." Lark smirked, about to have another drink when The Colonel made a comment about her age. "You know what? I guess your right. I am to young to be here." she said, finishing off her drink. Lark got off her seat, and bent down to kiss him on the cheek before whispering, "All's fair in love and war. Your school will be mine soon."
And with that Lark left the arrogant boy who was most likely her first - but not her last - enemy. What a great way to start the year.
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Post by Chip "The Colonel" Martin on Apr 2, 2013 22:22:30 GMT -5
"KFC?" he asked, raising his eyebrows. "Nice. But you're sadly mistaken. All of the greatest pranks here are planned by me. Hence, 'The Colonel'. And it's better than my real name."
The Colonel's eyes widened as she planted a kiss on his cheek. He didn't say anything as she walked away. He stood up and caught up with her, grabbing her arm and spinning her around.
He planted a kiss on her lips before pulling away. "And that's how you do it. Good luck though, birdie."
The Colonel strutted away, a smirk etched on his face.
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Post by Lark Collins on Apr 2, 2013 22:47:39 GMT -5
"Oh really?" she asked, eyebrow raised. "What do you do, throw toilet paper on cars? Will I be expecting a frog on my pillow anytime soon?" she asked. "Are you sure that my parents were on crack if your real name is worse than 'The Colonel?"
Lark was surprised to say the least when he kissed her and walked away, although she quickly recovered. "Keep the luck. You'll need it." she shouted to his back, knowing he could hear her. "And maybe get a blow up doll to practice your kissing." she added, wiping her mouth.
Lark could now say that she's seen a straight guy strut though.
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Post by Chip "The Colonel" Martin on Apr 2, 2013 23:55:03 GMT -5
"Sure," he murmured. "You could say that." He awkwardly scratched the back of his neck. "Actually, it's Chip, but I wouldn't be surprised if my parents were on crack. They always are."
The Colonel rolled his eyes. "I won't need it!" he called out over his shoulder. "And oh please, you liked it. Stop lying."
He felt her eyes on him and grinned. He did it for her amusement and he knew it was working.
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Post by Lark Collins on Apr 3, 2013 0:26:18 GMT -5
A smile spread over Lark's face. "Chip? You give me grief about my name when your name is Chip?" she asked. "Were you named after the cup in Beauty and the Beast or did your mum just crave chips when she was pregnant with you? Although, Chip sounds better than The Colonel."
"Don't say I didn't warn you!" she called back. "If I wanted to be slobbered all over, I would've bought a dog."
Lark was about to walk away when she realised she was walking away from the door. Rolling her eyes, she turned around and passed Chip on her trip to get outside.
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Post by Chip "The Colonel" Martin on Apr 3, 2013 0:31:39 GMT -5
The Colonel rolled his eyes. "Can you not be such a fucking bitch for two seconds? Leave my name alone. No one calls me that and I'd prefer if you wouldn't."
"I mean, I guess, Lark," he muttered. "And whatever. De Nile is not just a river in Egypt."
He scoffed as she walked past him. "Oi, you're not even going to say goodbye?" he complained, even though he could care less if she said anything at all.
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